1. |
Do You Like Cheese, Don?
01:23
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Do you like cheese?
(Do you like cheese?)
I do like cheese
(Do you like cheese?)
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2. |
Leg
00:40
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Leg
Leg with butter
Leg with wheel
Wheel
Wheel in bed
Wheel in glove
Leg on wheel in butter
Leg
Leg on manatee
Leg with manatee in Norway
Chair
Chair on leg
Chair with wires in wheel
Wheel of butter chair
Norway butter
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3. |
What I Ain't Got
00:35
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Oh no, I ain't got a job
I ain't got a car
I ain't got a dime to my name
I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a home
And I need to shave my ears
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4. |
Telephones
02:21
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5. |
Demolition Orders
02:58
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Look above your head
The sky's a crimson red
Look around you
It's all coming down
It surrounds you
It's all coming down
Got the word it's time to drop the bomb
And the world it's all going so wrong
Slip away, forced into deep, deep sleep
And I pray that all our souls will keep
Mankind went too far
All it did was mar
For the planet
Time to start anew
New beginnings
Long since overdue
Extinction is the key
Death will set us free
When we move on
To a better life
Hope we move on
To a better life
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6. |
Do You Know Spider-Man?
01:25
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You know Spider-Man?
I wanna know Spider-Man
What's he like?
What's his favorite color?
Is it brown?
I bet it's brown, isn't it?
I like brown
Do you know Spider-Man?
What's his phone number?
I wanna give him a call
He'd pick it up and he'd be all like
"Hello?"
Do you know Spider-Man?
I'd like to hold Spider-Man tight
Feel his rippling muscles
Pressed against my bosom
In a warm, warm embrace
Do you know Spider-Man?
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7. |
Peepoopin'
02:56
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When you're with a friend
And your bowels are full
And only one john is at hand
Well certain sacrifices
Just gotta be made
One sits and the other must stand
Peepoopin'
It's a beautiful thing
Between two men
That can only be done with consent
Well, it may seem crude
But you gotta know
The bond that this represents
Peepoopin'
Peepoopin'
(With a man and a man)
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8. |
Things That Christmas
01:13
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Cheer up sport, it's Christmas
The best time of the year
Perk up pal, it's Christmas
Let's see some Christmas cheer
Chin up champ, it's Christmas
The best time of the year
Listen bud, it's Christmas
Look at what we've got here:
Egg nog!
Mistletoe!
Reindeer!
Candy canes!
Debt.
Fruitcake!
Jesus Christ!
These are things that Christmas!
Drag a tree into your house
Guys ringing bells outside of stores
Just ten songs on the radio
Food drive at your job
Nail some socks up on your wall
Crack some nuts inside your mouth
Leave some milk out over night
Santa watches you sleep
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Christmastime's for friends
It's a time for happy ends
Middles and for new beginnings, too
It's a time for laughs
Your children and your better halves
Christmastime's a time for love
It's a time for joy
Candy canes and shiny toys
Neighbors lending neighbors helping hands
Hanging mistletoe
Hoping he will stop below
Christmastime's a time for love
When you find the one
Every dawn's a brighter sun
Christmas always opens up your eyes
You feel it in your heart
Bad things end, and good things start
Christmastime's a time for love
Many years ago
So long I don't remember when
I was good all year, as good as I could be
When I awoke that morn
By Santa I had been betrayed
There was no iPad 2 under that tree
Your story's sad, and yet,
(Now I understand)
It's what you give, not what you get
(I'll be a better man)
Presents aren't the most important part
(No, love is)
You feel it in your heart
Bad things end, and good things start
Christmastime's a time for
(Christmastime's a time for)
Christmastime's a time for....
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10. |
Florida Man
00:29
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Florida Man
Pooping in your hand
Smear it in the sand
I don't understand
Florida Man
Ride your Rascal down I-95
It's a real trip
Florida Man
The soul of a Klan man's windowless van
Living in the dong of the land
Florida Man
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11. |
Koyaanisgoatse
03:10
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Koyaanisgoatse
Oh my god what is that person doing to his anus?
It's disgusting and it's shocking and I'm sending it to everybody
Did someone take this picture?
Or did he use a timer?
They're both disturbing but for very different implications
Like, if he used a timer,
Then he just touched the camera
And dug his fingers right back in and spread out very quickly
But, if he had a helper,
He had to say to someone
"Hey can you come and snap some pics of my distended butthole?"
He has a wedding ring on
He has a wedding ring on
He has a wedding ring on
Someone's married to the goatman
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12. |
Potato Died
00:27
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Potato died
Now Potato died
Bit by a snake
Now Potato died
She touched a snake
It touched her back
But with its teeth
And now she died
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Well, it's Monday night
And it's startin' to seem
Like Albert is bored
So he's fixin' to stream
We're gonna have a fun time
Playin' games an' shit
So pull up a chair
And hang out for a bit
He doesn't stream often
When he does, it's all right
Albert is streamin' a game on Monday Night
So get ready
I mean get ready
Are you ready for some Albrot?
A Monday night party?
Baby Rapper, and OOOG! and "hat"
They're gonna get it kick started
So lurk if you wanna
You're in a for a sight
All my weirdo friends in chat on Monday Night-ah
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[speaking]
So tell us a little bit about how you started streaming
My friend. He used to stream sometimes. And he would just go live and play video games. And I remember one time he started playing a game without a controller- with a saxophone. And he smiled
[singing]
Played without joysticks
Just casually working the nub
Slashing and shooting
And all this with dooting
Said "thank you" for each new sub
Here's to the ones who stream
Foolish as they may seem
Here's to the games we played
Here's to the friends we raid
He showed me new people
Some Brit with a seagull
Some who don't just play FromSoft games
They sit at computers
Play farm sims and shooters
Without ever dropping a frame
Here's the ones who stream
Foolish as they may seem
Here's to the games we played
Here's to the friends we raid
He told me
A little chaos key
To show them what they want to see
Who knows what will be strewn in?
And that's why they tune in
So bring on my new friends
The artists, the bellends
The weirdos, the wizards, the Welsh
And here's to the fools that stream
Follow, lurk, and redeem
Here's to the hears they lift
Here's to the subs we gift
I trace it all back to that
Just hanging out in the chat
That is my story
Now it's time for me
To say "hat"
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15. |
Shite Hitless
01:47
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I'm streaming such a shite hitless
Just like the deathless ones but worse
Tarkey calls me fashy
I yell at Mashy
And die twelve times to Wet Nurse
I'm streaming such a shite hitless
Take two or three in every fight
May your darts be ready
For flight
Because all my hitlesses are shite
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16. |
上を向いて歩こう (Sukiyaki)
03:04
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Ue o muite arukō
Namida ga koborenai youni
Omoidasu haruno hi
Hitoribocchi no yoru
Ue o muite arukō
Nijinda hoshi o kazoete
Omoidasu natsuno hi
Hitoribocchi no yoru
Shiawase wa kumo no ueni
Shiawase wa sora no ueni
Ue o muite arukō
Namida ga koborenai youni
Nakinagara aruku
Hitoribocchi no yoru
Omoidasu akino hi
Hitoribocchi no yoru
Kanashimi wa hoshino kageni
Kanashimi wa tsukino kageni
Ue o muite arukō
Namida ga koborenai youni
Nakinagara aruku
Hitoribocchi no yoru
Hitoribocchi no yoru
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17. |
Anchored
03:04
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I want to soar
Feel so much more
Fill this emptiness and make me whole
I am bound
You chain me down
But what you think is love is just control
You want to keep me by your side
My own identity denied
And you'd do anything to stunt my growth
My rancor grows each passing day
You anchor me and make me stay
You force a struggle that might kill us both
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
If that's true
Can't you see
What to do is set me free?
(You only think you love me)
(You let the air out of me)
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Albrot Orlando, Florida
I am not a musician.
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